Welcome to ExcuseMonkey.com
Contained within this family of sites, you will find answers to all
of your excuse-making needs, from work to domestic situations and beyond.
They say that everyone has an excuse, and here at ExcuseMonkey.com,
we try to make that dream a reality for even those with an impaired sense of deception.
So please, explore our site, enjoy the limitless possibilities of a fabricated reality,
and relax in the knowledge that this time your excuse will be fully
documented and supported.
Intended, of course, for entertainment purposes
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