Grandmother's Funeral

Doctor's Note

I'm Late

I Don't Have (that report, my homework, etc.)

I Forgot (your birthday, our anniversary, etc.)

I Haven't (cleaned the garage, done the laundry, etc.)

I Didn't Call

Important Notes on Lying

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Contained within this family of sites, you will find answers to all

of your excuse-making needs, from work to domestic situations and beyond.

They say that everyone has an excuse, and here at,

we try to make that dream a reality for even those with an impaired sense of deception.

So please, explore our site, enjoy the limitless possibilities of a fabricated reality,

and relax in the knowledge that this time your excuse will be fully

documented and supported.

Intended, of course, for entertainment purposes only.


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