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I would have had it done by now, but my alarm clock didn't go off,

then I got caught in traffic.

Of course, none of that would be so bad, if I hadn't slipped in the

shower this morning (in my hurry to make up for lost time)

and gotten hurt.

On top of that, I also got pulled over for speeding on my way in,

then my car wouldn't start as I sat at the side of the road.


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