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I would have had it done by now, but my alarm clock didn't go off,
then I got caught in traffic.
Of course, none of that would be so bad, if I hadn't slipped in the
shower this morning (in my hurry to make up for lost time)
and gotten hurt.
On top of that, I also got pulled over for speeding on my way in,
then my car wouldn't start as I sat at the side of the road.
Intended, of course, for entertainment purposes
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